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thought Id share this joke

Post by nismoautoxr » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:18 pm

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
the
devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a
check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she
writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to
call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama
took over, the whole country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.
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Post by z240xs » Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:23 am

thats awesome right there
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Post by rebeltshead » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:42 pm

bahahahahaha
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Post by shift_down » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:28 pm

Too funny! I'm stealing this.
Come at me bro

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Re: thought Id share this joke

Post by PeterLight » Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:41 pm

Lol! This definitely made my day.

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